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Browser’s Castle

Relationship Status: Stoned

Relationship Status: Stoned

Regular price $29.99 CAD
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Forget swiping right—this tee already says it all. Your heart might be free, but your mind? Well… it’s definitely occupied. 💨

✔️ Hilariously honest
✔️ A dating profile in cotton form
✔️ The perfect high-vibe icebreaker

Whether you’re vibing solo or just committed to your favorite strain, this shirt is the ultimate relationship status update. Wear it proud. Stay lifted. Stay unavailable (unless they bring snacks).
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